LET'S LOCK THE F*CK IN.

Hey heyyyy. It’s that time again. Another blog post coming your way. How are we all? THE HOT ASS WEATHER LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. The gorgeous warm weather stint that the UK has been blessed with: DREAMY. Sunbathing in my bikini. My freckles emerging. My hair getting blonder. My summer playlist on REPEAT. Cocktails in the sun. AMEN. Give me more. Wow. What a treat it has been. I do have some breaking news for you all. My tits have shrunk. Yes, I know. WHAT. Miss Big Boobs Long Legs is no more. NO, I’m totally kidding obviously but YES, the boobs have shrunk. Your girl’s body is changing and evolving and it’s all part of it. I will never not have big boobs let’s make that very clear but YES, they have shrunk. I ask for your prayers and well wishes during this difficult period.

I don’t know about you but getting fumbled at the start of summer has been such a blessing in disguise. We are locking in. I’m about to enter my prime time of the year and not having someone’s son making me cry is just not really the vibe I was after so thank you universe. Summer is just my favourite. It always has been. Besides the crazy pollen levels that have been attacking my eyes this past week, I am THRIVING. I truly have never been happier. I got my girls, I got my dreams and I got my tits and we are ready to have the best summer YET. Let’s talk summer plans, shall we? Concerts, reading, writing, Pinterest-ing, partying, celebrating, birthday-ing, Edinburgh Fringe-ing (official announcement coming Mon 30th June hehe) shopping, dating, running, dancing, exploring- ALL THE INGS. I AM SO EXCITED. Whatever gorgeous plans you are creating for yourself this summer: enjoy every second. Soak it all in. Make the best memories and DON’T GIVE A FUCK what anyone else thinks. Post that sexy ass pic on Instagram, make that “cringey” TikTok, dance as FULL-OUT as you want in the club, eat the FREAKING BURGER and ENJOY IT.

I turn 23 years old on Saturday and the number one thing I have learnt throughout 22 is that I simply do not have time to give a fuck about what people think of me. You either love me or you don’t. I am someone who will match your energy. I will give you all of me, 100% in for the long ride until you give me a reason not to. I will simply match your energy. If you are not serving me or bringing positive energy into my life, I will let you go. I am so excited to turn 23. I can’t wait to see what it brings. Here’s to positivity, love and surrounding yourself with the best of the best.

I hope you all have THE BEST REST OF YOUR WEEK. Let’s make the most of June, she’ll soon be gone. I love you all so much.

Big love ALWAYS

Lucy Xxx